Host a special event at Y O's Sneakbox by Wharfside Cigars!
Don't the world seem crazy,
Don't the world seem hard?
No matter how you swing,
You can't make par.
You need a drink of whiskey,
But don't frequent the bars,
Sail your boat to... Wharfside Cigars.
You know Jim, he's a pirate, he's got a full crew.
He's got a cigar, custom made for you.
You pour a glass of whiskey,
You stand and yell, "Yar!"
So get yourself down to... Wharfside Cigars.
Sail your boat to... Wharfside Cigars!